Hey everyone and I’m back with another post (Lucky you)
Do you remember when I said a couple of days ago when I told you about my friend doing Ask the Impression? You do? Good! Well it’s here, he has uploaded a video and wants everyone to comment on it to ask “Prof. Brian Cox (Wonders of the Universe)” questions
Here is his opening video, Please everyone comment, I want this to be a successful project
Ask The Impression Tester
That’s all for now, I thank you for reading and possibly commenting
Okay, here we have a video created by one of my good friends. He makes me laugh more than humanly possible with nearly every word that comes out of his mouth haha. I was up at his house earlier this week and I saw his recording process.
I was amazed at how easily his lines came to him.
Episode 9 – Generic Impressions
That’s all for this post. Thanks for reading and watching the video
If we are all supportive he will do an “Ask the Impression” segment videos where you ask one of his impressions a question and he will answer as they would Sounds cool and I’m looking forward to it.
I was going to use this blog to post things that happen in my life, I then soon realized my life is boring haha. I don’t do much and the things I do do I forget to blog about.
I don’t take many pictures of myself because I’m boring too.
I will use this blog for anything I feel like sharing, whether it’s a YouTube video I enjoy or a puppy I see in the street. So my blog may get a little more exciting for all the people that read my blog properly (5 people) I hope to obtain a wider range audience with posting random things
That’s all for now so I bid you a due and happy webbing people
Tomorrow is my girlfriend’s birthday and all I was able to buy her was a card which has been sitting in her apartment for the past week or two haha. She has been wanting to open it since she got back from her parents house in Korat (A town in Thailand) last week, I have been asking her not to open it until her birthday because it wouldn’t make sense until that date (which is mostly true) it does have sentiment and meaning but some of it can happen any day.
I will probably write another post once she shares the card on Instagram and twitter haha
Chompy, I love you so much and can’t wait for you to open your card
Hey people I’m just writing to let you know a warning: never over cook spaghetti. It doesn’t taste nice when it’s done.
I happened to do this today when I had my tea. It was no longer Spaghetti but slop, you know, the kind you see in prison movies. I’m sure it even tasted like prison food or even worse.
The meat was cooked like something you would feed lions, as it was still hard and really chewy but that’s enough about my poorly cooked, possibly deadly food. If nobody hears from me in a week, you will know why.
Thus ends my short post about my day. I didn’t really do much else but on Monday I did happen to go swimming, well, I call it swimming, Alex called it “messing around”. Back Stroke is a type of swimming exercise and I don’t think anybody would disagree. I did relax while I was doing so, killing two birds with one stone haha.
I hope everyone else has had a productive 2 days this week, I plan on going back to learning more about Objective-C and Xcode soon. I’m really keen to get this app completed and learn new skills.
I was going through the ‘OReilly’s Learning Cocoa with Objective-C and I had a few problems but I happened to code better while I’m relaxing on the toilet haha << A little too detailed, I know. But I have done the first two exercises and I’m now up to page 103 reading the Drawings chapter. Wish me luck
I was bad yesterday. I’m meant to be on a type of diet, by type of diet I mean one where I only eat what I need to eat and nothing more.
And that’s where I went bad. I was alone last night for my tea (Dinner to people not from England) and I went over the top by having a portion enough to serve two people haha. I know I shouldn’t have done it, I had lost 1.5kg in the past week and I’m sure I just put it back on.
If I have (I will check my weight again once I use the toilet haha) I will have to eat less food again until I get down to my optimum weight which is 75 – 85kg. It could even be lower than that but the last time I weighed myself I was 110.2kg and the time before that I was 111.7kg.
I wish every person out there who is trying to lose weight the best of luck and I hope I lose weight again soon
Hey everyone. As you may or may not now know I’ve gotten a MacBook and I’m trying to create apps in a new language I’ve never used before, like when I was learning vb and c# I will have to throw myself in at the deep end and just get in there
It’s going to be hard and I plan on making an app before my birthday. I’m also planning on creating my very first game before Christmas designed for iPhone, iPod and iPad. It will be a great accomplishment for me as I always like to challenge myself with new things. I haven’t done much since I learned PHP, I never found it challenging since I was able to create classes. It’s much easier to understand than C#.
I am now looking for app ideas, even though it seems early because I’m only just learning, I need something to complete. I’m currently working on an app for my job site. Which will hopefully be the first app I create. It won’t have much functionality at the moment but I plan on allowing the following:
Signing in/registering and saving credentials
Viewing a large list of current vacancies posted on the site
Applying for the vacancies
Updating your details
Viewing interview requests & responding to correspondents
Checking available dates in a calendar (this feature still isn’t even on my website)
And the same goes for the employers side. Although they also get:
Update vacancies
Post new vacancies
Update the company profile
Possibility of accessing customer CVs
It may also be possible to search for specific things in a candidates CV to eliminate details who don’t meet requirements
Some of these features will be near impossible for me to do at the moment I could really do with some help. But I don’t know anyone who has worked with cocoa with objective-c and since I don’t have any money as of yet to fund the project it will be best to work on my own I think, with help from fellow Internet peoples to guide me in my attempt for wold domination haha.
That’s all for this post but check back soon to see my progress I will now try to post at least once a day, if not then 4 times a week
My precious girl whom I love so much,
Makes me feel like 9 billion bucks,
Relationships aren’t easy they all require work,
We fight and moan and upset each week,
But we make up for it each time we speak,
I couldn’t be who I am without you,
The sky would not be so blue,
For all of the seconds I can’t talk to you,
I feel upset when I’m missing you,
Life does go on, I hear them say,
But if I don’t have you then I dismay,
Your eyes so big and wonderful,
I could stare in to them for months and months,
This poem was meant to be very special,
But nothing can beat your every speckle,
You shine so bright in the darkest days,
And make me happy once again,
For you the sun is a smaller star,
You’re everything in my solar system,
No Moon or stars or GPS Satellite Navigation Systems,
I don’t know how you do what you do,
You make me confused, happy and dumb,
I’m not too sure how long this will go,
This poem I mean, not our cute romance,
With valentine’s day here a new year has come,
I can’t believe how long we’ve been together,
It feels like a year but not even near,
My love for you, it won’t disappear,
I’ll always be here to whisper in your ear,
My love for you can only get stronger,
As I get weaker and weaker and weaker,
I need to work out but I can not bare,
A minute away from my computer chair,
You live far away but we will be together soon,
For Thailand is only an air fare away,
You want to concentrate on your education,
So I will wait here until your Graduation,
I hope this makes you feel fuzzy and new,
I hope you will treasure this post,
Add it to favourites and not give up hope,
And thus ends my poem, my post and my night,
I love you Chompy, Good night, sleep tight.
She made this for me
Enjoying Ice Cream
This poem/post took me almost an hour to write.
I hope it fills you with love and remember readers:
There’s always someone who loves you as much as I love Chompoo.
Love doesn’t care about distance or age,
It doesn’t discriminate race or religion and can happen in the strangest of places.
This is Antony signing off. Happy valentines day people.
Hey everyone, I’m just updating you with my current RuneScape progress. I haven’t been on much but I’ve recently gotten level 99 Woodcutting which makes my 3rd level 99
Hey people, I just thought I’d let you in on some secrets I’m currently working on;
Stevenplz This is a little project my younger brother wants me to help him with, it’s going to be his portfolio type thing with more features yet to be discovered haha.
The Jobs 4 Me I’ve been working on a BETA for this over the past week which is set to be launched later this week, it’s a new type of job site. More details to follow when it’s launched.
I Need A Price This site is just like Yelp or Yell local (the review part of yell.com) where you get to rate a business and discuss their usefulness. This has been on the back burner for a while because my partner in crime who came up with the idea has been without Internet for a while.
As far as I can recall that’s all I’m working on at the moment. My wedding videography website (UberImage) is partly complete but for now stands a chance of publicity and looks complete haha.
Because YouTube removed his video that was kindly shared to the world he meant no harm to anyone by doing this, I thought I’d share it with you all Haha
Loading Video (Steve Kardynal’s Call Me Maybe Chatroulette Version)
What if we were able to time travel? What would we do?
I know there would be legal properties you wouldn’t be able to do, or otherwise it would upset the past and so fourth, but what if you could travel back in time and see what life was like? Would you travel to a time as when Alexander Bell discovered the telephone, you know, the moment He made the dirty phone call to Thomas Watson and blamed it on the kids – According to Family Guy Haha. Or maybe the moment when we got lost in debt – thanks to Parliament. We can’t really talk to anyone that would let them aware of what would happen in the future but it would be good to see why it happened haha.
I’d personally travel back in time to just after dinosaurs travelled earth, just so I can collect a souvenir. Or see how uncivil cave(wo)men were haha. I’d also like to be an extra in Back to the Future hahaha. How ironic would that be?! I’d be ecstatic.
Thus ends my post. I don’t know why I posted it haha. I doubt it’s going to be read much either, Please leave comments on what you would do
I’m just updating you of my current progress, It’s going well but very, very slowly. I have recently achieved level 94 fishing, which now means I have 5 more levels to go and over 5 million exp to go. For those of you who don’t know that’s over 42,000 catches @ 28 per inventory taking around 10 mins per inventory = A very long time haha.
In other Runescape news I also recently got 59 Dungeoneering with the help of experience lamps haha. Fun.
People take you for granted, they think they are ‘helping’ you but only using you for their self-gain I’m really ticked off. The work I was doing was part of a contract agreement, which hadn’t yet been finalised I’ve held all work on any site from now on because I don’t like being screwed over.
If I was to tell you every little detail then you wouldn’t believe me but to make it simple:
I was going to make a website for numerous purposes
I wasn’t going to get any credit for it
I wasn’t going to get paid for it
For these reasons I stopped working on the website and until I see my name on a contract, where I get paid and benefits then I’m not going to continue, what makes it worse is that I’ve been working on it for the past year and half for free.
Never again am I going to do any favours for free. Especially something that takes me longer to work on it than it does for me to think about it.
Now I’ve had my rant, I’m going to let everyone get on with their life.
For those of you whom check on my blog I’m just letting you know that I’m working on a side project, I’m not going to release any code because It’s all paid for (Or will be eventually haha) Which means for the next week or so I’m going to have little to no contact with Runescape Damn. I wish I hadn’t haha
Well it’s been 3 days since I last updated my stats with you. I’m about half way through 92, I still have 351k exp until I level, God it’s taking forever haha
Hey people, I was just on the Michael Winslow website today and listened to some of his radio interviews and he was talking about making an advert for Cadbury’s in South Africa. so a simple google search later and it was found easily. I just really thought you should watch it, so here it is haha
Hey everyone, Just letting you know that in the past 3 days, I achieved level 92 fishing that’s 2 levels and Around 1.1m experience which isn’t easy to do fishing Monkfish. Especially when the fishing spot keeps moving when you need one more for a full inventory.
Just so you know, I’m going to do this every so often, It gives me something to do and I sort of enjoy it haha. I know I don’t have good skills but I have spent loads of time levelling up my character, I started back in 2006 I think. My username then was hitmanaj. I obtained my ‘nickname’ in 2002 when I first started playing Halo: Combat Evolved, I was pretty good with the sniper and as soon as Halo 3 came out I soon realised how big the game was and how many more people there are that can pull off better shots. Which then lead me to change my name to imAntony I like it, it tells you who I am without you even needing to ask haha.
Now that I’ve gotten back in to playing on Runescape I’m aiming to get more 99′s. As of 2-39AM on Monday 2nd July I got 99 Magic. It took a while and I even earned a little profit, I have no idea how when I bought Nature Runes and Magic Longbows.
I wish I had taken a picture of the accomplishment but I was too excited when I saw my fletching cape trim itself haha My next target is going to be 99 Fishing, it’s currently 90.
My Runescape Stats as at 11:14PM on 03/07/12
I’m then going to work on my Cooking level, Any suggestion to make it easier to level up would be appreciated haha
Today I’m going to show you how to create a PHP class and how it can be used. Most of the references can be found on PHP.NET‘s site. Okay, lets start.
First we need to define the class, Let’s call this one “TIME”.
We will use it to call the time stamp (time()) and we can also convert it into a date and time using the (date()) function.
<?php
date_default_timezone_set('GMT');
public class TIME {
}
?>
With it being a PHP code, you need to also include the PHP tags (<?php and ?>) or if you have short_open_tag enabled on your php.ini you can use the short hand version (<? and ?>) (You can use <?php phpinfo() ?> on a test PHP page and search for it if you are unsure.)
You can see that it has date_default_timezone_set(‘GMT’); above the class; This is used to determine what time zone you want, for a list of them then you can find them here: http://uk.php.net/manual/en/timezones.php. Also make sure that it is outside the function because recalling every time you use the TIME class it could give you quite a few errors.
Now save that as “timeClass.php”
Next we will add a function to the class so that we can get the current time() which starts from January 1 1970 00:00:00 GMT, I’m not too sure why that is though.
<?php
date_default_timezone_set('GMT');
class TIME {
public function currentTime() {
return time(); // This is telling what to return when you call the currentTime() function.
}
}
?>
Now that we have the function we can save “timeClass.php” and test to see if it works. You can do it one of two ways:
You can create a new page and include this class.
Or you can put the code under it, after all, this is just a test.
Option 1: <?php
include_once "place/where/you/saved/the/timeClass.php" //This is the location where you saved the timeClass.php.
$a = new TIME();
$time = $a->currentTime();
echo $time;
?>
Option 2: // At the end of the timeClass.php file before the ?>
$a = new TIME();
$time = $a->currentTime();
echo $time;
?>
The above code should display a 10 digit number, mine shows something like:
1335469174
Now that it works we can start on converting the number into a date. We will now be using the date() function that is provided by PHP.NET (check the links at the top of this post for reference points.)
<?php
date_default_timezone_set('GMT');
class TIME {
public function currentTime() {
return time(); // This is telling what to return when you call the currentTime() function.
}
public function toDate($time){ //Now this function has the addition of $time, which basically identifies what variable you want to use to convert for a date. This is good to use when converting time stamps on news posts on a website.
$theDate = date('l jS \of F Y h:i:s A', $time);
//Note: I am aware this is from one of the examples provided by PHP.NET. This is using the date function to convert time $time variable in to a full date, with Day of the week, day of the month, month, year and full time.
return $theDate; // Return the newly set date format, using the given time stamp.
}
}
?>
Now we are able to test this new function, and we will do the same as we did testing the currentTime() function, again there are two options to test it, I prefer option 1, although the code is just the same as option 2.
include_once "place/where/you/saved/the/timeClass.php" //This is the location where you saved the timeClass.php.
$a = new TIME();
$time = $a->currentTime();
$date = $a->toDate($time);
echo $date;
?>
It should give you something similar to what I got:
Thursday 26th of April 2012 02:39:34 PM
And thus brings us to the end of this tutorial, I hope it was descriptive as possible for you to understand it clearly. If you have any questions or suggestions regarding this tutorial or anything else don’t hesitate to comment.
Continuing from my previous post I’m going to remain on the java coding for another post and then go on to a couple tutorials on PHP coding, I may even post them straight after each other. I found this code on a forum (Rune Server.org) else if (def.getName().toLowerCase().equals("closed chest")) { // check that object is named closed chest
if (!player.getInventory().contains(989)) { // check inventory for the key, item 989
player.sendMessage("You do not have a crystal key."); //send message if they haven't.
return;
}else{
player.getInventory().getContainer().remove(new Item(989)); // if they have remove key
player.getInventory().addItem(new ChanceItem(CRYSTAL_CHEST_REWARDS)); //give a random reward
player.getInventory().refresh(); //reload the inventory so that the new item shows and the old one disappears
player.sendMessage("You open the Closed Chest."); //send confirmation message
return;
}
}
This is the second posted code, the first one had some pointless code that checked to see if they had the key, then to check if they didn’t. For those of you who understand this code kudos , for those that don’t it’s exactly as I have just described and commented (Two forward slashes followed by some text.
This code doesn’t work either along with the other one, I have no idea why because I’ve checked over it over and over, I might just get it’s object ID instead of it’s name. Any help will be credited where need be Thanks
I am just updating you with all my activities. Not that you’re interested haha.
I’m going back to java coding haha. I’m a little stuck so I’ll start using my blog for people to help me if they know what to do haha.
To start with I’ll post what I’m stuck with here first. This is part of coding from a project I am working on with a friend of mine:
This is the start of it.
Code:
CacheObjectDefinition def = object.getDefinition();
if (def.getName().toLowerCase().contains("anvil")) {
if (itemUsed == 11286 || itemUsed == 1540) {
DialogueManager.sendDialogue(player, 0);
return;
}
Then straight under it I put this:
Code:
else if (itemUsed == 2366 && itemUsed == 2368 || itemUsed == 2368
&& itemUsed == 2366) {
if (player.getSkills().getLevel(Skills.SMITHING) < 60)
Dialogue dial = new Dialogue();
dial.setType(DialogueType.DISPLAY_BOX);
dial.getMessage().add("You need a smithing level of 60 to combine these items.");
dial.getActions().add(OptionAction.create(ActionType.CLOSE_DIALOGUE));
dial.send(player);
}else{
player.getInventory().getContainer().remove(new Item(2366, 1));
player.getInventory().getContainer().remove(new Item(2368, 1));
player.getSkills().addExperience(Skills.SMITHING, 75);
player.getInventory().addItem(1187, 1);
Dialogue dial = new Dialogue();
dial.setType(DialogueType.DISPLAY_BOX);
dial.getMessage().add("You combine the two halves and make the Shield of Legends.");
dial.getActions().add(OptionAction.create(ActionType.CLOSE_DIALOGUE));
dial.send(player);
}
This code I created is supposed to combine the two shield halves to create a dragon square shield, Although I don't know what I've done wrong because it doesn't work and what comes up is "Nothing interesting happens" I copied this from a few lines down and re-coded it.
Any help will be appreciated and I'll give credit where due
I was recently the victim of a hack, I don’t know how it happened but wouldn’t mind finding out so that I can increase my security, and also to possibly ask them for suggestions of security and things like that. You can never predict when things happen or why, there wasn’t even a trace of evidence of when my site got hit, the message they left was: “Sory admin, theres no security” they also left a name but I don’t think it’s their real name.
I post this not wanting to retaliate to what happened but to show how much people can’t leave me alone, I haven’t done anything wrong and everything bad happens to me. What ever happened to moral decency? or invasion of privacy, not that it matters because the internet is a world wide thing.
If the person attacks the site again would you be able to put down an email address somewhere so I can get some tips? You could create a fake email or something haha.
I still don’t know how many people are reading my blog, I doubt it’s as many as I think anyhow if any of you are ‘Security Experts’ drop me a line I could do with some advice. Don’t forget to comment
Doing things every day and you never realise how much it affects the person close to you, You could smile at someone and make their day, say Hi to another and make their week, Kiss your partner and make their month (considering you haven’t done anything to majorly upset them).
Everything you do is creating butterflies or times of space where if it were disturbed by Time Travellers it would mess anything up, as Heroes (The TV show created by Tim Kring in 2006 that got cancelled by NBC) in the last season, Hiro meets Samuel Sullivan (AKA The Butterfly Man) and keeps getting Hiro to alter his past, which leads to Ando and Kimiko falling in love and announce their engagement, rather than the previous past where Kimiko hated Ando.
I don’t know why I’m going on about Heroes, I guess I just miss it too much haha. Although it is a good example of what these “Butterflies” can do. I know that taking a time travelling lesson from a TV series isn’t one of the best ways to learn about it but it has good prospectives.
I should have really called this post “Talking about Heroes” but the current title has meaning, as with my previous posts. Haven’t you ever wondered why we do what others say is right? It’s a little like Marmite, you either love it or hate it, to be quite honest I’m not very keen on it, it makes me sick and smells awful. Okay, I think I’ve done with free advertisements for the day, continuing from my previous statement. Things like skydiving, paint ball, skiing, I want to try them, but never have the chance, I plan to make the chance happen even if it’s only once I will attempt to do each of them some time in my life. Skydiving especially haha
And so ends this pointless post, if you wish don’t forget to comment All is welcome